NEW LEAF!

I have made an executive decision-I AM TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF! After finally getting back to running this week and finding out just how SLOW a human being can actually move and still call it running-I AM OUT OF HERE! I have been reflecting on my six weeks off from training and exercising and come to realize I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON THE GOOD LIFE! SO-no more running, no more walking, no more weights, no more aerobics ------NO MORE ANYTHING that creates perspiration!

I plan to stay in the bed until I good and well feel like getting out of the bed. I plan to drink soft drinks and eat chips and french fries until my stomach yells, "ENOUGH!" And then when I am full of salty treats then I will get out the chocolate-no snack size bites for me-A FULL BIG CANDY BAR-maybe even a KING SIZE! Then after stuffing my face, I am going to watch movies on television and then go to the movie, and occasionally read a book-CERTAINLY NOTHING HEAVY!

I am going to the beach one week out of every month and I am not going to wear sun screen. I plan to bask in those lovely rays from 10 AM to 4 PM EVERY DAY ALL DAY. Those weeks that I am stuck back in LA, I will go to the tanning bed EVERY DAY to keep that lovely tanned leather glow.

Basically-I don't plan to do anything productive and just become a big old lazy slob! NOW THAT IS MY GRAND AMBITION-MY NEW LEAF! When I feel like it and if I feel like it I will blog and let you know what I am not doing and how much I am enjoying it. FOR NOW-I AM CHECKING OUT-ENOUGH!




April Fool!