LETTER OF INTENT

TRIPLE FENCE ON ONE OF THE TWO OPENINGS INTO THE GARDEN.

CHUTE LEADING TO TRAP AT THE OTHER END OF THE GARDEN

Dear PETA,

You are well known for your determined efforts to protect and insure ethical treatment of animals of all species. This letter serves as your notice that I intend to blow one of your precious creatures off the face of this Earth. Hopefully the end of said animal, Mr. Dillo, will be quick and painless---but HE needs to be still to insure a good shot if this is to happen. I can not be held responsible if he tries to run off or moves in any fashion.

If you find this notice objectional, and knowing your penchant of rescuing endangered and unfairly treated animals, I invite you to COME GET HIM! Be warned that if you do not rescue said Dillo-you will have his demise upon your conscious and hands. From my personal standpoint, I will not blink an eye when squeezing that trigger.

With Good Intentions, I Remain
Ms Dillo Killer

PS
Green Point of the Day---the plywood used to make the chute to the trap is recycled from home repairs we had several years ago. Some might call it:
"Dead Dillo Walking" chute

PS 2-check out new recipe by clicking on above "Recipes"