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Monday, August 16, 2010

BEWARE WHAT YOU WISH FOR!

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being loving to each other for all this time,
I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with
my darling husband'.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for theQueen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is
to have a wife 30 years younger than me'.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...
the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.....

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