Note Lovely Skin Around Chicken's Head
Once upon a time, LONG LONG AGO, I wore short shorts. I loved short shorts. I have about 4 ft of legs on this 5 ft 6 inch body, so you could say LEGS FOREVER! There was a time that those long-bird legs looked alright, thus the short shorts. Sadly, those days are gone! I am now in a perpetual hunt for Bermuda shorts, carpi's, and HEAVEN HELP ME! long running shorts. It is almost impossible to find running shorts with an inseam more than 2 inches. It seems, in the running world, most of the runners are young and fit and don't have to worry about covering up unsightly dimples or loose skin. My friend, Stephanie, refers to this as "chicken skin". That actually is a really good description. Camille recently sent me a comment that Demi Moore had plastic surgery on her knees. GIVE ME A BREAK! If I have plastic surgery on my legs, they will need to pull up all of the skin from the knee up tight. It would be sort of like pulling on your pantie hose (I KNOW ANOTHER RELIC FROM THE PAST) up, only it would be your skin. Maybe while they are at it, they could also lift my rear end up since it seems to be getting lower and lower. Between my stomach sagging and my rear dropping, my once 4 feet of legs now look like about 3 and a half feet. WHAT IS A GIRL TO DO??????
There We Go Running Down The Road