I PROMISE, I REALLY READ THIS IN THE DAILY NEWSPAPER!
There seems that a woman in Kansas whose boyfriend called the police and reported that his girlfriend had not left the bathroom for two years. HUMMMM-TWO YEARS! The Sheriff arrived and immediately called for back up. Well the man was exaggerating, but the woman had been in the bathroom for two months. Not two years, BUT STILL A LONG TIME!
When the local authorities entered the bathroom they found the woman sitting on "The Throne", with her pants down a little-"in traditional manner" but fully clothed otherwise. The Sheriff reported that the woman was not glued, not tied, just physically stuck by her body. They reported that she had even slept there. The local "High Sheriff & Crew" used a pry bar to remove the seat from the toilet. The woman was then taken to the hospital with the seat still attached. The woman was treated for skin infections, nerve problems, AND WAS RECEIVING MENTAL HELP!!! DUH! Her boyfriend was charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult.
Okay let's think about this- the woman feels the call of nature-
she proceeds to attend to this in the normal fashion for us all-
upon finishing-she tries to stand back up -----AND DISCOVERS SHE IS STUCK.
At this point in time- I am sure she calls the "Wonder Boy" she is living with and asks for help.
Perhaps he even goes in and tries to help, obviously without success.
Does he call for aid or help-
OH NO- he just walks back into the living room and plops down in front of the television.
NOW FOR TWO MONTHS-I am sure she was YAPPING AWAY at this sorry excuse for a man and for two months-HE IGNORES HER!
THIS GIVES NEW MEANING TO, "YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!"
He obviously must have provided at least water and probably food for her. All the while she is sitting-pleading-begging-imploring for help.
WHAT WAS HE THINKING??????
I told you that truth was stranger than fiction!