IMPORTANT DOCUMENT FILE

FOR WOMEN ONLY-My apologies to all the men that might stumble upon this and cannot resist reading.

The Runners come in all sizes and shapes. We have one friend that is much better endowed North of the border than the rest of us. We often accuse her of placing things in the "Black Hole" to never see them again. (To protect the innocent-names will not be given) Now personally, I have never been burdened with this problem. The only safe keeping spot I have while running is in the key pocket of my shorts. If I stick anything down in my sportsbra, there is a good chance I will never see it again. Not because it gets lost in "The Black Hole", but because it will slip right on through with nothing to slow it and end up on the ground. I am happy with what God has given me and since I have never known any different-I literally do not know what I am missing!

One running buddy has had a little help in this department and is proud of it. After many years of carrying quite a load while running, she finally went back and got her a racing set. Now I will not go into vivid details, just let your mind wander. You do realize that whatever is on your body you have no choice but to carry it along while you are running. Somethings can even be dangerous since the shorter the distance between your chin and the offending parties, the more likely you are to get hit in the face. Now that is all I am going to say about that!
She does seem much happier with the new models.

All this came to mind when a friend (no name-protect yada yada yada) sent me a copy of an email that her boss sent to all her employees. It seems recently she took an IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBER list from her important document file and posted it when in a hurry to leave. The following is her apology for pulling the file and posting it with private numbers on it:

"I apologies to all who phone numbers were compromised when I left the emergency contact numbers in the kitchen when I left. As I was leaving I recieved an e-mail to have all phone numbers available due to a possible XXXXXXXXXXXX those who had their numbers listed as private and need to change their numbers due to their numbers being compromised please let me know the cost. > > I am so sorry, I patted my breast half way to New Orleans wondering where I left those numbers. "

My laugh for the day! There are plenty of times that I cannot find where I put some important document, but BELIEVE ME-I have NEVER filed it there!