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Sunday, January 29, 2012

RULES FOR THE ROAD

A trip to TX has inspired Lora's Driving Rules-

#1 DO NOT SLOW DOWN TO AN ALMOST DEAD STOP WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE PULLED OVER BY A POLICE OFFICER!

If you see a motorist that has been pulled over by Mr. Policeman---he has his car pointed toward the highway the lights are flashing---DO NOT SLOW DOWN SO YOU WILL NOT GET A TICKET--since you OBVIOUSLY are speeding---

The policeman has someone pulled over already--he is out of his car--WRITING A TICKET---HE IS BUSY---when you drive by he is NOT going to run jump into his car---spin his tires and go on the chase---just because he spotted your car whizzing by---

IF you were speeding---let's say going 80-- IF they do for some unknown reason--decide you are the one they will chase after--if you slow down to 60--they DO NOT subtract points for being 10 miles UNDER the speed limit. In my opinion--they might should ADD $s to the ticket for becoming an obstruction to traffic!

SO Rule 1---Don't SLOW down--just because someone else is getting a ticket!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Now That Is funny, I don't care who you are.....Nearly busted a gut on the "don't subtract points for going slow" line. You go Girl... :-)