IT'S NOT EASY BEING A SOUTHERN BELLE-EVEN AFTER YEARS OF PRACTICE!













Monday, November 14, 2011

ONE SIZE DOES NOT FILL ALL!!

I know I said that I was through posting for a while---I just need to get this off my chest--or rear--whichever seems apropos---I don't care what they say---one size DOES NOT FILL ALL!

After a LONG time of not wearing panty hose--I found myself in a pair of heels today that well they just require hose. SO I have to dig through every basket I have in my closet before I finally found them in the bottom of my running shorts basket (What WAS I thinking). I pull those sweet babies on---put on those heels and head to work. Either I have totally last my butt-or these things are not made to stay up. I spend the remainder of the day--trying to keep the waist band above my thighs--MISERY! By the end of the day--decorum had flown out the window and no matter WHO happened to be there-they got to see me grab those babies through my dress and tug them up. WHAT GENIUS thinks one size could possibly fit all?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Loralu, it is called the flat but syndrome!! Please keep up your blogging, it is a source of enjoyment to many! Do what makes you happy, your true friends will support you.

Anonymous said...

I have the same problem...only not because of a flat boodie.....mine is due to the fact that the top of the panty hose start rolling down below my jelly belly and tend to hang between the rolls and the tops of my legs...but, as you....I decided to put on a pair a couple of weeks ago and had to really hunt to find where I had hid them!
Luh Ya!!! Goosie