IT'S NOT EASY BEING A SOUTHERN BELLE-EVEN AFTER YEARS OF PRACTICE!













Sunday, November 6, 2011

MIRACLE DRUG!

There is a NEW--better and improved drug out on the market for your indigestion/runny nose/ in grown toenail. It will CURE any of these ailments!

Please be aware though that even when it cures these minor everyday occurences--it might also cause these side effects--

Heart Failure
COPD
Pneumonia
Tired Leg Syndrome
Chronic Back Ache/Leg Ache/Stomach Ache/Head Ache
Fallen Arches
Toe nail fungus
Psychotic Tendancies
Athletes Foot
Jock Itch (Men Only)
and sometimes unpredictable suicide

BUT your runny nose, indigestion and achy toenail will be cured!

No comments: