Dear Santa,
I have really been a good girl this year and can truthfully say have avoided even the hint of naughtiness---and the good news is I only have a very short list of only 2 things I would like for Christmas--
1. BIG UGLY WARTS to grow on the nose of certain Witches.
2. An ENDLESS supply of nose and ear hair growing from OLD men who act like fools.
I'm not sure if THAT will make me happy as I once was asked---but I am willing to try it on for size---just in case.
SO Dear Santa, I will go back to being a good girl again---and try to do always what is right, but it would be nice if you gave me these 2 small things.
3 comments:
Lora, Lora, Lora! Now where is that Christmas Spirit of good will to all men!! HAHA
Lora: You make me smile! You make me laugh! I will ask for this from Santa, too. Lorie M.
I love this list, and I love reading your blog!
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