IT'S NOT EASY BEING A SOUTHERN BELLE-EVEN AFTER YEARS OF PRACTICE!













Saturday, November 20, 2010

MY DELUSIONAL DAUGHTER!

Camille has taken to telling TALL tales! It seems that while she was in the back yard (I use yard VERY loosely!) with the boys, she saw a LARGE ---FLOWING LONG RED HAIRED animal sprinting across the back yard. At first she SWORE it was a LARGE fox. We kept telling her foxes do not get that big--she finally accepted our wisdom AFTER she googled it and found out foxes do not weigh more than 13 pounds. She thinks this varmint was the size of their boxer, Powers. She then changed her story and said it was a red wolf---even googled that ---but alas they have been extinct for some time. The story is getting fishier by the moment and she is getting more defensive with each telling. I asked her was she still on her medication. She didn't think that was real funny. OF COURSE---she is suffering from sleep deprivation and hormone overload.

BUT--IF ANYONE SEES THE MYSTERIOUS LARGE-FLOWING RED HAIRED ANIMAL THAT SPRINTS LIKE A WILD ANIMAL----PLEASE CALL US!