IT'S NOT EASY BEING A SOUTHERN BELLE-EVEN AFTER YEARS OF PRACTICE!













Saturday, August 20, 2011

PARTY GIRL!

My sweet niece, Brooke, invited me to a sex party tonight. Well I've never been invited to one of these before and just didn't know quite what to expect. I am open to new adventures these days--and after all--it was all family--so what harm could it be? I have always enjoyed a good party and she promised a wild and fun time.

I put on my cute pink outfit and my white dancing sandals and headed to Arcadia. What fun---I get there and everyone is dressed SO FESTIVE in a variety of 2 colors. It was like we were paired off or something. We all sat around and enjoyed appetizers and drinks--for a little mixing and mingling and then the surprise came--

Brooke stood in front us all and after a little tease announced the winners of the sex contest---

All that were dressed in blue---


IT'S A BOY!