I went for a "New House" shopping trip today. I made an executive decision---if you are sleeping alone---you should sleep on REALLY GOOD sheets! I may slide off the bed on those "really nice---soft----wonderful sheets! A little preview of Heaven.
One of my new neighbors commented on one of my posts that they INDEED do have varmints and critters here in the French Quarter. AND HERE I AM UNARMED---!!!! I have my 38 revolver--BUT that would bring the local "High Sheriff" for SURE. Perhaps someone out there has a shotgun with a silencer? Do they make such a thing? My new neighbors would be SO appreciative if I would rid them of the "Devil Creature"----the armadillo.
Most of my neighbors have these angels and other sweet things in their yards. If you come looking for me---my house is the one with the armadillo yard art. A gift from my sweet friends!
3 comments:
If you do have a live dillo in your new yard, I have a suggestion (live trap). After capture quick trip to secluded woods, pop between the eyes, then dump from cage. Return and reset trap. PETA may not like this method. And I do love animals but the only good dillo is a dead one. Mike
How about a crossbow?
Chrome Cowgirl
I was wondering how you found a dillo free utopia when they seem to invade every other neighborhood in Ruston. I like Chrome's idea. Nice and quiet!
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