SO----I'm letting my hair grow out----I'm going to join the ranks of the "Fast Girls"! It's the key----just grow those tresses----buy a package of elastic bands----
I'll join the ranks of the FAST GIRLS!
Today I am happy to report---I got my hair into a low pony tail----with the tail hanging down approximately 1/2 ". UNFORTUNATELY---it's NOT long enough to swish/swish--
SO---I guess to be one of those pert--sassy--fast girls----it has to be longer----
SIGH---I also suffer from follicle deficiency---so don't think I will EVER have the horsey thick mane that swishes in the same cadence as those hips on most of those fast girls---
AND I did NOT notice being ANY faster today----
HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GET FASTER RUNNING????----
WAIT you thought I meant something other than RUNNING?????
SHAME ON YOU! NEVER Occurred to me!