THE MEN IN WHITE JACKETS

When knocking around the house, I wear knit Capri work out pants.  I LOVE them--so comfy---no ironing---hide a multitude of sins!  I left the one pair I had in Fort Worth on my last visit----SO--I when shopping in Wally World recently---I hurriedly picked up a pair.

What I DID not realize until I got home was that I was shopping in the Junior section.  The cute Capri's with the white roll down top---though still seemed perfect---UNTIL while putting them on---I noticed across the back on the white-they have the word

S A S S Y

If you see me out with these pants on---and no shirt covering up the offending word---JUST CALL THE MEN IN THE WHITE JACKETS-  I have LOST IT!  NOW---if I find Capri's that have

W I D E L O A D

or

IF YOU CAN READ THIS

YOU ARE TOO CLOSE

I'm probably still sane!