This sounds like a storybook for children BUT
This post is PG13 definitely!
There seems to be a mouse in my attic
He rehearses for "Dancing with stars" for most of the night
The past few nights I have lost sleep listening to him rustle.
I've HAD IT-I need sleep--so I have set the trap
I have lathered on the peanut butter
I have set the spring
I have NO mercy for a mouse!
BEWARE----Mr. Mouse----I am on the hunt!